dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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