Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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