Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
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bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
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Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
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