I don't think brook has ever known best
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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