nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
this boner is exhausting
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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