Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
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I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
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Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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