Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
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