Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
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