im having a threesome with these popsicles
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
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