Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
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