too bad you live with your parents still
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
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