You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
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i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
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Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
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