what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
wow bdsm is so cute
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
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