Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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