Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
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