i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
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Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
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btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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