...so i touched it.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
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i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
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I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
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