I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
This is the high leading the old right now
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
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