To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
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Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
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So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
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