She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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