It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
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I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
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did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
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