I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
You need Xanax blowdarts
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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