All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
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Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
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You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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