S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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