FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
i kind of just want to tell my cleaning lady I'm an alcoholic so it's not awkward when I stumble out of my room to go sit in my car for 2 hours and wait for her to finish cleaning the several empty bottles of wine in my room
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
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I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
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I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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