sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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