I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
What drink are we having for lunch?
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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