sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
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He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
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Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
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