he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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