Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
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I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
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Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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