just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
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