This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
Randomize
