Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
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CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
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