The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
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My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
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You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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