i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
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she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
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Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
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