it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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