haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
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