After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
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Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
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Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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