I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
Randomize
