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He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.

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(727): He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple. http://tfl.nu/vn0p

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stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.

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(512): stuffed animals make me feel really maternal. http://tfl.nu/jnap

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He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.

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(530): He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me. http://tfl.nu/h0f1

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(479): View more from Arkansas

So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.

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Haha. Niice.

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Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.

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both.

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(479): So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack. (307): Haha. Niice. (479): Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered. (307): both. http://tfl.nu/wvm3

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I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.

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(650): I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed. http://tfl.nu/f3bu

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(804): View more from Virginia

why weren't you at the audition last night?

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booty call before role call

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(804): why weren't you at the audition last night? (1-804): booty call before role call http://tfl.nu/sna4

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(512): View more from Texas

I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.

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(512): I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different. http://tfl.nu/tob0

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whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes

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(910): whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes http://tfl.nu/crfp

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(313): View more from Michigan

An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....

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(313): An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it.... http://tfl.nu/pvzg

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.

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(+44): he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway. http://tfl.nu/6dio

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you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.

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(859): you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so. http://tfl.nu/9261

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A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.

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(608): A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood. http://tfl.nu/4fl8

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My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long

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(412): My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long http://tfl.nu/fuyb

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Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.

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(239): Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day. http://tfl.nu/tiwu

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When / where did the additional couches appear?

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Additional?

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James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.

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(908): When / where did the additional couches appear? (732): Additional? (908): James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up. http://tfl.nu/kn0g

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