I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom