69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
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I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
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Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.