ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
These 25 People Had Very Inappropriate Sexual Relations(hips)
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
These 31 People Are Lazier Than You Could Ever Imagine
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
Lo siento on account of my penis...