Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
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dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
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At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?