all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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