Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
Randomize
