so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
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He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
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I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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