Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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