So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
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Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
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oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
Pro tip: When you spend the afternoon banging your boss, don’t meet your mother-in-law for dinner if you still smell like cum and watermelon flavored lube
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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