Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
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