But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
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I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
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Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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