I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
When my girlfriend drinks sangria it's like winning the vagina lottery
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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