With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
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