Awkward medical moment of the day: A very obese girl with a disorder that literally makes her hit herself punched herself in the face. Literally. While screaming 'MCDONALDS MONEY'. Right. Beside. Me.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
you never un-have a 4some
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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