She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
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I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
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hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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