Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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