1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
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