oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
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josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
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I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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