He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
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It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
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One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
Panties = found
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
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