what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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